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For years, a problem has been plaguing
humanity: WHO IS THAT DUDE? This picture, taken at Whistle 3 in the main room about 6am, has not been retouched. Where did this guy come from? Why does he look supernatural? Lets take a closer look:
As you can see here, he CLEARLY doesn't
belong. Frat-boy backwards-hat GQ fashion aside, he just doesn't fit into
this picture. He appears to be from another dimension, perhaps an alternate
universe. Worse yet, he's looking DIRECTLY at the camera.
Although total tranquility is not restored, the picture now has a sense of peace and serenity that it previously lacked. Lets look at the "Mystery Dude" in more detail:
Through sophisticated image enhancement (*ahem*, 5 minutes in Photoshop) his true personality can be revealed. Apparently suffering from some type of backwards-fitted-hat-enduced neck trauma, his head is tilted permanently 30° to the left. The effect of this change his equilibrium has caused a "perma-grin" to appear on his facade. Perhaps this could also be an effect of visiting other dimensions without having taken proper precautions. I call to you, the fans and loyal readers
of SilverRaver.com to investigate this phenomenon and report back. Help
us to elucidate the mysterious circumstances of his visit to our dimension.
I have a special thread in my discussion forum about "WHO'S that
Dude?" Dazzle us with your possible stories and explanations! Click
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